๐Ÿ Mid 20's // Rogue Zoologist Big Nature Nerd // Lesbian // I love my wife and also bees ๐Ÿ

Sideblog for BL / Chill aesthetic is @aikinn 🖤

e-clv:

e-clv:

I donโ€™t like the music of Boygenius but by god I support women holding electric guitars and making out sloppy style and having their boobs out. Iโ€™m the supporter. If you ask me to vote? Well Iโ€™m voting in favor. Yes sir. You can knock on my door and ask me do I support the Boy Geniuses kissing and rolling around and I will say Iโ€™m the supporter. Thank you women

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Like this is so true and good. Yes

fallout-lou-begas:

i know it’s like a mafia movie cliche but think about how impractical “cement shoes” are. like that cement takes a long time to set. imagine you’re a snitch and you’re gonna sleep with the fishes but they have to get you in these things first. you’re tied up in a chair. you’ve got an enforcer putting your feet in the wet cement. he’s making sure the molds around your feet are tight and secure. he’s keeping watch on you so that you don’t run. that cement takes a long time to set. maybe you two get to talking. nothing to lose if you’re gonna die soon. maybe he’s got pretty eyes. that cement takes a long time to set. what was i talking about

icariancarrion:

gollum voice: we hates your pussy!! we hates it!!

lindenwalker-studios:

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Heโ€™s just like me.

queenwaker:

thepoisonroom:

loudly going โ€œYOUโ€™RE GOOD YOUโ€™RE GOODโ€ to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing iโ€™ve ever done

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aisterion:

an absolute travesty this Simpsons clip isn’t on YouTube in full by itself because I would fight for the honor of it being one of the best jokes in the entire show

greathoughtsphilosopy:

Yay ❤️ Pale horse reveals omen

emi1y:

hate how any mention of being on knees is immediately assumed to be sucking dick. because maybe theyre eating pussy. did you even think about that? no you only think about yourself

great-and-small:

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Sorry Iโ€™m late to the meme but hereโ€™s my offering

chuckdrawsthings:

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i have a lot of feelings about pigeons ok

ponymetalugaim:

“ao3 is the modern day library of alexandria” no that title goes to the internet archive. ao3 is the omegaverse website. easy misconception.

greelin:

greelin:

[from behind my hand] Get a load in this guy

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gabrielisdead:

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finally I got them all